Twas the week before Christmas and all through the base
Not a creature was stirring…
…Except for our Nick that is, who was running around stringing up festive entrails disguised as decorations. Alas, the smell got a bit too much for bipedal carbon-based marketing manager Mike, who demanded that we string up something that hadn’t in a former life been, well… strung up.
Never ones to upset others over the festive period we decided to heed