Jun
03
How Do You Find Us?
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Last December we posted a list of some of the search terms people have typed into their search engine of choice to end up at our door.
Favourites included:
- sex doll robot in manila
- missed my mothers funeral and
- funny as disgusting as
The following are all search terms that people typed in, in May of this year (comments are in red):
- mini monday (a bit like casual friday, but everyone wears a short skirt?)
- specialist for angry people
- successor to david gemmell (someone’s looking for our Mr Andy Remic, apparently)
- we are robots angry bot
- psychological horror books abuse
- khanyi flashing flashing (nope – nor me)
- still beautiful but dead things
- best psychological horror books
- insane prose piece
- abgry yrobot (don’t laugh – typing is difficult post-beer)
- penile sex
- gary is a robot (it’s possible… it’s always possible…)
- cutting edge independent publishers (awww, shucks… *blush*)
- hotwoman fack
- she ran down the platform towards him
and my personal favourite:
- i trade you with my mind

































































6 Comments
June 3rd, 2010 at 10:12 am
All these search terms found you? The net is an amazing place.
June 3rd, 2010 at 10:32 am
I’m also fond of the six people who found Solaris by searching for “rubber panties.” What a crushing disappointment it must have been to find a site about SF.
So do you have a book about hotwoman fack? Because I kinda want to know what that is…
June 3rd, 2010 at 10:33 am
Still beautiful but dead is kind of poetic, if a little strange
June 3rd, 2010 at 10:47 am
I’ve heard of referrer spam, but you don’t often get search term referrer spam. Unless you’re hiding a robot porn section somewhere on the website?
June 3rd, 2010 at 1:41 pm
The most worrying term that brought someone to my blog?
Humster fisting.
Crikey.
June 9th, 2010 at 9:15 pm
Wonderful list!