Jun
03

How Do You Find Us?

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Last December we posted a list of some of the search terms people have typed into their search engine of choice to end up at our door.

Favourites included:

  • sex doll robot in manila
  • missed my mothers funeral and
  • funny as disgusting as

The following are all search terms that people typed in, in May of this year (comments are in red):

  • mini monday (a bit like casual friday, but everyone wears a short skirt?)
  • specialist for angry people
  • successor to david gemmell (someone’s looking for our Mr Andy Remic, apparently)
  • we are robots angry bot
  • psychological horror books abuse
  • khanyi flashing flashing (nope – nor me)
  • still beautiful but dead things
  • best psychological horror books
  • insane prose piece
  • abgry yrobot (don’t laugh – typing is difficult post-beer)
  • penile sex
  • gary is a robot (it’s possible… it’s always possible…)
  • cutting edge independent publishers (awww, shucks… *blush*)
  • hotwoman fack
  • she ran down the platform towards him

and my personal favourite:

  • i trade you with my mind
Categories : Angry Robot

6 Comments

1

All these search terms found you? The net is an amazing place.

2

I’m also fond of the six people who found Solaris by searching for “rubber panties.” What a crushing disappointment it must have been to find a site about SF.

So do you have a book about hotwoman fack? Because I kinda want to know what that is…

3

Still beautiful but dead is kind of poetic, if a little strange

4

I’ve heard of referrer spam, but you don’t often get search term referrer spam. Unless you’re hiding a robot porn section somewhere on the website?

5

The most worrying term that brought someone to my blog?

Humster fisting.

Crikey.

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