Dec
08
How do you find us?
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One of the many and varied pleasures you can get from looking at webstats for your site comes from looking at the “Referral Terms”. These are the things that people have typed into their search engine of choice to arrive at your website.
For example, if you didn’t know our web address, you might type in: “Angry Robot Books” or “Angry Robot HarperCollins”.
The following phrases are all genuine examples of search terms people have used to arrive at our front door:
- a story of survival
- nonowrimo motivation
- printable robot masks
- books for boy who likes robo runners
- robot is angry
- sex
- the girls book of secrets age appropriate
- rules dream and nightmare fantasy
- elementary age modern fiction books about robots
- best jokes 2009 competition results
- join the circus like you wanted to when you were a kid
- how to write a bold and brilliant short story
- come angry bombs and drop on slough
- totally disgusting book
- sex sex
- please leave a message after the beep song
- writing from a robot perspective
- the bookman that delivers books in london
- up yer arse
- rave reviews for scary books
- funny as disgusting as
- how popular are books on iphone
- where can i find a printable robot mask
- sex implnts
- missed my mothers funeral
- art book sex robot
- explore secret london
- novel where disease has killed people and people are walking to the coast
- when will the memoir craze end?
- rip-roaring swash-buckling
- fuck the three laws of robotics
- how to be a robot for halloween?
- xena bdsm stories 2009
and my personal favourite:
- sex doll robot in manila
4 Comments
December 8th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Bloody hell, that’s amazing. XD
Pity there’s no butten to tell whether they found what they were after over here. Don’t tell me, you guys are actually planning a secret ‘xena bdsm stories’ anthology aren’t you?
December 8th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Now, if we *were* planning a top-secret Xena BDSM antho, we’d certainly not be able to say that it was due out on December 15th from all good bookshops, now, would we?
Because, you know, it would be top secret… :-p
December 8th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
More troubling than the fact people looking for ‘sex sex’ should be diverted here, is the fact that someone looking for ‘up yer arse’, whatever that is, were also sent to this site. What are you and Marc up to Lee?
Anyway, enough chat, I have to get back to that Xena BDSM novel I’m working on.
December 8th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Now I feel dumb for typing all that stuff in. I just have trouble remembering the name of the company.