May
02

Kiss My Shiny Metal Axe!

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Andy Remic, and friend

Andy Remic, and friend

Since working on the Kell’s Legend books, Remic has taken to creeping around local forests like a modern day Grendel, sporting his huge axe Ilanna (50KG of raw steel), hunting his own food and eating it raw, like a proper fantasy hero should.

The last person to see Remic alive was Trelltongue the Bastard, who subsequently penned a violent sonnet about Remic heading on a mission to track down the terrible Vachine hunters, far to  the north in the dark canyons of the Black Pike Mountains.

There is a chance Remic may never return!

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6 Comments

1

I just wanted to point out, I made the quite fetching fur jerkin myself; pure ferret skin, it is :-)

2

Hehehe, looks warm, Andy. :-) Cool Axe, too!

3

Warm, oh yes!

Stinks? Oh double yes!!
Like 3 week dead ferret on a bed of blue cheese and rancid fish!!

5

New fantasy book coming out. About a warrior. With an axe.
I also use it to cut my toenails :-)

6

Note to Lee: room for a “massive chopper” gag here?

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