May
02
Kiss My Shiny Metal Axe!
BySince working on the Kell’s Legend books, Remic has taken to creeping around local forests like a modern day Grendel, sporting his huge axe Ilanna (50KG of raw steel), hunting his own food and eating it raw, like a proper fantasy hero should.
The last person to see Remic alive was Trelltongue the Bastard, who subsequently penned a violent sonnet about Remic heading on a mission to track down the terrible Vachine hunters, far to the north in the dark canyons of the Black Pike Mountains.
There is a chance Remic may never return!


































































6 Comments
May 3rd, 2009 at 7:38 am
I just wanted to point out, I made the quite fetching fur jerkin myself; pure ferret skin, it is
May 3rd, 2009 at 11:07 am
Hehehe, looks warm, Andy.
Cool Axe, too!
May 3rd, 2009 at 11:44 am
Warm, oh yes!
Stinks? Oh double yes!!
Like 3 week dead ferret on a bed of blue cheese and rancid fish!!
May 3rd, 2009 at 8:19 pm
[...] Also, Andy Remic and an ax? [...]
May 4th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
New fantasy book coming out. About a warrior. With an axe.
I also use it to cut my toenails
May 5th, 2009 at 8:25 am
Note to Lee: room for a “massive chopper” gag here?